Mr. Robot is constantly criticized by a vocal minority of players for recommending gear setups that leave players a little bit under the hit or expertise cap.  His human minions have made countless forum posts that explain the math behind why this is still an optimal solution… But a lot of folks just don’t care!

People are very emotional about the hit cap. They don’t want to miss… EVER. Even the chance to miss one time in a boss fight is UNACCEPTABLE. It doesn’t matter if you will do a little less damage most of the time, it doesn’t matter if the chance you will miss at a time that matters are almost zero… it just CAN’T HAPPEN. That would be a Terrible Event.

Mr. Robot has studied human psychology and is trying to understand why there is this group of players who require a 100% chance to hit. To do this, he started watching a lot of TV to gain insight on the human mind. One of the constant themes in our media is sex, so, Mr. Robot correctly deduced that sex is important to most people, particularly (but not limited to) men. He watched a lot of porn, too, but that is for another article.

He noticed that most people have sex for fun, not because they want more humans. It is common to use birth control to avoid creating another human during sex. Birth control is not 100% effective… there is always a small chance that the woman could get pregnant anyway! But… almost all humans still have (or want to have) sex more often than when they want to make more humans. People who want to have a 100% chance to not make more humans only have one choice: don’t have sex.

Mr. Robot has therefore deduced that all people who require a 100% chance to hit must also require a 100% chance to not create more humans during sex. Using this data, he is now able to estimate the number of players who never have sex. To help him with finding these numbers, he simply looks at the web traffic for wowreforge.com, since getting exactly to the hit cap is the main reason people use that website instead of Mr. Robot’s.

In order to accommodate the nosex communities, Mr. Robot is going to add an option to his website to force an “at least” condition on the hit cap. He is sorry if he has made these groups of people feel discriminated against up to this point.